contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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According to greek mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.
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(Source: delenavstheuniverse)

  • Me: *wakes up*
  • Me: I'm so tired.