a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
wake up open the curtains
take a shower then dry my hair
come down stairs ready for breakfast
greet the mailman
According to greek mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.(x)
- Me: *wakes up*
- Me: I'm so tired.